Sh*t Boudoir Photographers say

I am jumping on the bandwagon. Who am I kidding with the * - shit there I wrote it. shit boudoir photographers say:

* stand straight * suck it in * err, turn slightly right, no the other right * turn to the light * relax your mouth * open it a bit * do not worry you do not look special needs * touch your mouth * yeah - now suck it O_o * butt man or boob man? * ok now on your knees * spread your legs - make room there * on your tummy * put your legs up * knees together! like a lady! and my favourite - * let the nipple escape. Good thing I am a girl- it does get comfortable between girls. I have full conversations while people are changing their panties. Guys want my job - ha. The one thing I want to say but haven't had the chance:  " FLUFFER!" Thanks for the laugh ladies!

Should I make a video about this? thinking? argh I am to lazy and my buddy "perky" is in Ottawa.